![]() ![]() Guess which one is a marine biologist and which is the tattoo’d squeeze of a big game huntin’ billionaire ( Adam Kendrick) prone to ripping off his T-shirt and chomping on a cee-gar whilst unloading heavy machine guns? That’s right, Jamie Bergman‘s contracted to rig her top secret dolphin cameras to a gigundous boa constrictor and, being the naughty one, Angel Boris is the only one who actually has to show off what caught Hef’s eye (via a snake-infested bubble bath). Oh! They’ve also borrowed a page from the great Andy Sidaris by pitting a blonde Playboy Playmate against a brunette Playboy Playmate. (For those keeping score, this is essentially the second Python sequel - even if the snakes keep getting kilt.) That’s a shame, because after TWO tired Python pictures and Boa, those prolific folks at UFO Films finally got themselves synced up with a plot as gloriously goofy as their CGI shenanigans. Come to think of it, the "Eureka! Let’s sic this 85-foot snake on that OTHER 12-ton bellycrawler!" crowd is rather sparse as well. ![]() There’s not too many flicks where PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING is used as an effective foreshadowing device. ![]()
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